June 24: Harry Potter Night double-header
Calling all Harry Potter fans! On June 24th, we’re combining two of our favourite things — JK Rowling and roller derby — to bring you !
We’ll start the evening with house teams Faster Pussycats and Riot Girls facing off in the opening bout.
Then, cheer for the Battle of Hogwarts as Dumbledore’s Army takes on The Death Eaters in a Harry Potter-themed bout! Which side are you on?
Make sure to wear your finest Hogwarts attire, because there will be a costume contest at half-time!
Bring your magical friends and family (muggles welcome too!) and join us for this special night of athletic sorcery. Tickets are available online or at the door, and one dollar from every adult ticket sold will be donated to Girl Guides of Canada.
Will the Dark Lord rise again? We don’t know, but we solemnly swear that this event is one you won’t want to miss.
Final Score: Dumbledore’s Army 217 – 129 Death Eaters
A huge thanks to all our guest skaters who came to face off against the Dark Lord (or came to support him!) As per special request, here are the punny names of all the skaters from the bout:
Dumbledore’s Army:
Ron Sleazy
Azkabacon
Wrecker Wheelsley
Chic
Spellshow
Major Assets
Harry Pooter
Philosopher’s Stoner
Sirius Brat
Glute Scavenger
Dragon Ryder
Decent Longbottom
Line caller: Hermione Wrangler
Coach: Mischief Manager
Death Eaters:
Aveda Kedavra
Lord Vulgarmort
I Killed Sirius Brat
Luscious Malfoy
Nagini
Severus Skates
Bashilisk
Snape Charmer
Bellatrix’s Mange
The Dark Snark
Expellifartus
The Golden Snatch
Line: She Who Must Not Be Named
Coach: Barty Coach, Jr.